My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.
(Said in fake ass flight attendant voice)
Hello and welcome to my blog:)
I am very happy to see you.
Please disregard any stupid shit I do.
Or you can reblog.
I’m just happy you’re here.
Enjoy your experience:)
Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.